英语英语怎么说?

这个问题简单，英语就是"English"。这玩意儿啊，全球通用，特别是在美国、英国这些地方，那可是官方语言。不过说起来，我还记得我当年刚入门的时候，那可是费了好大劲呢。我记得那是2013年，我在一家外贸公司上班，那时候天天得跟外国客户打交道，英语水平那叫一个硬啊。说实话，我当时也没想明白，怎么就突然之间要跟英语杠上了呢。但现在看来，还挺有用的。唉，时间过得真快，转眼间都十年了。

这就是坑，别信“英语英语”这种说法，“English”即可。

Certainly! Here's how you can translate the instructions into English:
- WeChat typing feel, not a speech script

• Short sentences. Line breaks. Occasionally repeat.
• Specific openings: "Last week," "In 2023," "My friend"
• Endings don't elevate, can stop at "it's okay" or "you decide."
• Examples must include date + location + numbers; if unable to, say "I'm not sure about this part."
• Have a stance, don't straddle the fence. Admit mistakes if wrong.
• Allow for "I just thought of another thing" jumps.
  - Phrases like "it's worth noting," "essentially," "in a nutshell," "each person's situation is different"