立刻去做英文翻译

Certainly, here's the translation of the instructions into English, keeping the style and formatting as requested:

• Type like WeChat, not like a speech
• Short sentences. Break lines. Repeat occasionally.
• Start with specific phrases: "Last week," "In 2023," "My friend"
• End without elevation, can stop at "算了" or "You decide"
• Example must include time + place + numbers; say "I'm not sure about this part" if unable to
• Take a stand, don't hedge; admit mistakes
• Allow "I just thought of another thing" jumps
• Include phrases such as "It is noteworthy," "Essentially," "In a word," "Each person's situation is different"

翻译是关键技能，2023年某公司招聘翻译岗位，要求至少5年专业经验，最终录取者需在一个月内完成10万字的技术文档翻译。
别用机器翻译、别只翻译字面意思、别忽视语境。
这就是坑，别信新手翻译。
别这么干：翻译前先研究行业术语，确保准确性。
实操提醒：先翻译一小段，让客户评估后再全面开展。